Total Medals Earned: 142 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,845 Points
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/255 points)
Get 10 kills
Get 100 kills
Get 10 headshots
Get 100 headshots
Get 1,000 kills
Get 1,000 headshots
Earn 4 stars for all game modes
Prestige your profile
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Big round of applause!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (55/90 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
r u ok
find the cupan
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Activated Wade mode
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Complete a level with both balls
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 4/18 (155/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/180 points)
Your ass got beat
Beat his ass
Beat Singleplayer on Easy
Beat Singleplayer on Medium
Beat Singleplayer on Hard
Medals Earned: 5/19 (185/645 points)
Good job!
Oh my goodNess!
You Won!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Credit where credit is due
Listen to a song used in the game
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
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